Lady Gaga
Friday, February 19, 2010 at 1:26PM I'd like to start off talking about an ever growing star in the music industry, Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga is the equivalent of a five year old child. She'll do anything to get attention.
For example: (show picture of her w/ blood at VMAs) ...When did she think this was a good idea? What audience could this possibly appeal to? I don't understand how, in her brainstorming process, she thought of "I'm going to wear a dress...and soak it in blood". I don't know, I guess she got attention, so well done.
Shocking news came in January 12th, Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids. WHAT?!!
Oh wait...we all already knew this. But it's okay guys, he only used it for "medical" reasons, so the fact it significantly affected his baseball performance is irrelevant now. Right?
Heidi Montag admitted to having 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day. They actually used the remnants of michael jackson to find enough plastic in order to perform this operation.
Horrible, I know, but it's environmentally friendly to recycle. However she is no longer able to visit Arizona as there is a fear the high temperatures may cause her to melt.
There goes that face lift! They actually used so much plastic they tattooed "made in china" on her back.
My only question is, how little self esteem do you have to have in order to get 10 plastic surgeries in one day just so you can be happy with your body?
Well, congratulations, Heidi, on becoming the real life Barbie.